Doctor Who - The Highlanders

A commentary track for the third episode of Season One of New Who. It's good this one. It's the one where Simon Cowell plays well-known author Darles Chickens. Fact!

Hey. It's the second in a series of some. Join Lawrence and me as we chunter through the second episode of Series 1 of New Who. Your free binder to keep all these podcasts in mint condition should have arrived with you by now. Please let us know if it hasn't.

In which we, John and Lawrence, have a look at the first episode of new Who from 2005, oh so many years ago. You want the truth? We haven't really got the truth. Just some half-arsed opinions and a tendency to say what we can see right in front of our eyes. We like you though. We like you a lot.

As a precursor to their forthcoming series of episode commentaries John and Lawrence have a massive natter about their favourite Doctor Who companions. Please let us know your thoughts. Who was better f'rinstance, Adric or Kamelion? Comments can be posted here or you can follow us on Twitter as @Feexby and @Loll73

Our season finale! A commentary podcast for The Name Of The Doctor, an episode first broadcast on 18/05/13. Here's that link for that thing we talked about: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-22542222 Fiiiiiight!

A podcast introduction and commentary to the Doctor Who episode first broadcast on 11/05/13. Episode spoilers, obviously, and some scattered swearing from John's side of the room.

A commentary track, and sundry observations, for the Doctor Who episode first broadcast on 04/05/13. Strong language and scenes of horror and throughout. The French and Saunders House Of Idiot sketch referred to is available here: http://youtu.be/sdiZzPFAiCU Thanks to @_Mellers for that.

A commentary for the Doctor Who episode which first aired on 27/04/13. We are still doing the sums about whether or not it is the longest title in Who history.

In which John and Lawrence find much to say about the spooky Neil Cross episode of Doctor Who. You can pretty much hear when the caffeine kicks in. Furniture fetishists, the link you require is this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eames_Lounge_Chair And the podcast pie was delicious, thank you.

A commentary to the Doctor Who episode Cold War. Even by our own ramshackle standards the facts are fast and loose here. It is Brendan not Brian Gleeson, obviously. And every time John talks about the movie Xtro he actually means Inseminoid, though Xtro is very good too, he reckons. Those Game Of Thrones roles in full: Liam Cunningham (Zhukov) plays Davos Seaworth, Tobias Menzies (Stepashin) plays Edmure Tully and Spencer Wilding (Skaldak) plays the White Walker.

A commentary for the eighth episode of the seventh season of Doctor Who. Including a free mnemonic device for how to remember the word Akhaten.

It's back on the telly! Join us as we gallivant through episode one of the second half of season seven. The splendid and worthwhile Twitter entity mentioned in the podcast is @CarlisleWhoFan and the associated blog is at  http://carlislewhofan.wordpress.com Well worth your time.

A follow-up to last week's podcast in which we abandon the already rickety format entirely and just bang on about our favourite episodes from 2005 onwards. We forget stuff because we are rambly old men. Isn't that right, Chesterfield? Chessington. Chesterman.

Bewildered by the vast array of 1963-89 era Doctor Who stories? Not sure where to start? Herewith, men and gentleladies, Lawrence and I present our choices of good episodes to jump on with for each of the first seven Doctors. There is probably swearing. There usually is. Sorry about that. "Brian Hayles", "Dodo" and "Peter Strickland" are just several of the things you may wish to shout as our basic inability to remember things manifests itself yet again.

John and Lawrence, oblivious to the harsh realities of the calendar, go walking through the winter wonderland of the 2012 Christmas special The Snowmen. Guest starring: Scott Benson, a splendid and worthwhile American from America! There is a light smattering of swears and there are some telling moments of silence when Jenna-Louise Coleman is on screen too.

Happy 49th Birthday Doctor Who! As a special celebration John and Lawrence natter through 1983's twentieth anniversary episode The Five Doctors. There are sweary words, noisy biscuits and mild defamation of character throughout. Listeners with photosensitive epilepsy will be OK though. There are no flashing lights whatsoever.

John and Lawrence take their paltry knowledge for a walk round the block in this commentary for the final episode in the current run of Doctor Who. Some swears happen, mostly by accident. And obviously it's Philip Glenister. Not whatever John says.

The coffee has been flowing like water. There are Toffee Crisps in the fridge. Thus John and Lawrence manage to talk through the fourth episode of Doctor Who season 7 without recourse to any of the major swears. They are both sorry about any of the things they might have inadvertently said about Woodsy Allen. They think he's great.

John and Lawrence, when they finally get around to it, talk through the third episode of Doctor Who series seven. Some of the facts are right this time, but by no means many of them. There's an exciting bit when the postman turns up with an Amazon parcel too, so that's nice.

Dangerously under-caffeinated, John and Lawrence talk through the second episode of Doctor Who series 7. Among the things they get wrong are the name of the director (it's Saul Metzstein), the name of the actress playing Nefertiti (it's Riann Steele) and the name of Susan Foreman's beau (which is David Campbell, not David Cameron like John thought). Facts, eh?