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The Cowboys beat the Giants and Daniel Jones has the funniest internal clock of all time (00:02:10-00:19:41). Aaron Judge stalled at 60 and College Football Talk (00:19:41-00:34:37). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (00:34:37-00:58:11). Derek Jeter joins the show to talk about his career, negotiations with Marlins Man, the time the Post called him Derek Eater, being a crazy competitor and tons more (00:58:11-01:34:45). Gardner Minshew joins us for 1 question with a QB (01:34:45-01:39:31). We finish with guys on chicks (01:39:31-01:51:24).

NFL Week 3, we start with fastest 2 minutes from Sunday. Then we recap every game. (00:02:23-00:08:57) Broncos 11, 49ers 10 (00:08:57- 00:17:16) Dolphins 21, Bills 19 (00:17:16-00:32:31) Colts 20, Chiefs 17 (00:32:31-00:41:36) Ravens 37, Patriots 26 (00:41:36-00:54:41) Eagles 24, Commanders 8 (00:54:41 -01:04:19) Vikings 28, Lions 24 (01:04:19-01:10:22) Bears 23, Texans 20 (01:10:22-01:16:33) Titans 24, Raiders 22 (01:16:33-01:27:22) Bengals 27, Jets 12 (01:27:22-01:35:41) Panther 22, Saints, 14 (01:35:41-01:42:48) Jaguars 38, Chargers 10 (01:42:48- 01:52:53) Rams 20, Cardinals 12 (01:52:53-01:58:47) Falcons 27, Seahawks 23 (01:58:47-02:01:57) Packers 14, Bucs 12 (02:01:57-02:07:56) We finish with Football guy of the week and who's back of the week. (02:07:56-02:22:06)

Browns beat the Steelers in an ugly one on Amazon (00:03:13-00:18:30). NFL Week 3 picks and preview plus Fantasy Russel Wilson’s (00:18:45-01:18:47). Texans Coach Lovie Smith joins the show to talk about his team, Davis Mills, his time with the Bears and being on the greatest high school team of all time (01:18:47-01:40:20). Morten Andersen joins the show in studio to talk kicking, The Andersen, Hall of Fame lunches and more (01:40:20-02:21:45). We finish with Fyre Fest of the week (02:21:45-02:44:44)

The Eagles and Bills looked dominant on Monday Night Football. Kirk Cousins is Kirk Cousins and the Titans might be in trouble (00:02:02-00:24:34). We talk a little College Football (00:24:34-00:37:25). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including a major Chess controversy and Bryson DeChambeu gets assaulted by a rope (00:37:25-00:56:14). Our good friend Max Homa joins us fresh off his Fortnite Championship to talk about the Presidents Cup, positive vibes and why he needs to play the week his baby arrives (00:56:14-01:22:33). One Question with Josh Allen (01:22:33-01:26:05). We finish with listener FAQ’s (01:26:05-01:39:36)

We start with the Fastest 2 minutes. Bears get crushed by the Packers as always and the game finishes as we start the show. (00:02:17-00:08:29) We then recap every game from Sunday (00:08:29-00:16:21) Dolphins 42, Ravens 38 (00:16:21-00:27:44) Jets 31, Browns 30 (00:27:44- 00:41:01) Patriots 17, Steelers 14 (00:41:01-00:50:41) Lions 36, Commanders 27 (00:50:41-01:00:11) Bucs 20, Saints 10 (01:00:11- 01:07:23) Jaguars 24, Colts 0 (01:07:23- 01:16:49) Giants 19, Panthers 16 (01:16:49-01:24:33) Rams 31, Falcons 27 (01:24:33- 01:33:31) 49ers 27, Seahawks 7 (01:33:31-01:40:16) Cowboys 30, Bengals 17 (01:40:16-01:45:04) Cardinals 29, Raiders 23 (01:45:04-01:48:41) Broncos 16, Texans 9 (01:48:41-01:53:24) We finish with Football guy of the week (01:53:24-01:57:31) and who's back of the week including a report from Billy on the Waterdogs Championship (01:57:31-02:11:59).

Thursday Night Football was awesome and Amazon now owns our lives . Justin Herbert broke all his ribs and came back for the cover and the Chargers remain the Chargers (00:02:10-00:30:21). Weekend preview and picks where we talk about every game on Sunday (00:30:21-01:08:27). Fantasy Lads makes their return for Queen Lizzy (01:08:27-01:15:14). Danny and Lucy Devito join the show in studio to talk about their show together, Danny’s career, Lucy growing up with an iconic father, Always Sunny and tons more (01:15:14-01:49:29). We finish with Fyre Fest of the week (01:49:29-02:04:38).

Russell Wilson goes back to Seattle to boos and we talk about MNF and Nathaniel Hackett panicking down the stretch (00:02:11-00:18:59). Geno Smith got written off but maybe for good reason (00:18:59-00:23:54). Cleaning up stories from Sunday (00:23:54-00:33:22). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Robert Saleh taking receipts on Jets haters (00:33:22-00:53:15). Ryan Fitzpatrick joins us in studio to talk about the end of his career, transition to media, the importance of locker room cohesiveness and tons more (00:53:15-01:39:55). We introduce a new segment that was supposed to be Inside The Talking Boot but we changed on the fly to simply we call a Quarterback and ask them 1 question (01:39:55-01:58:59). We finish up with guys on chicks (01:58:59-02:15:17).

Fastest 2 minutes is back. (00:02:27-00:08:08) We then recap every game from A Wild Sunday Bucs/Cowboys (00:08:40-00:21:56) Patriots/Dolphins (00:21:56-00:35:28) Steelers/Bengals (00:35:28-00:43:19) Commanders/Jaguars (00:43:19-00:55:52) Eagles/Lions (00:55:52-01:05:27) Bears/Niners (01:05:27-01:12:04) Saints/Falcons (01:12:04-01:20:56) Ravens/Jets (01:20:56-01:31:19) Browns/Panthers (01:31:19-01:40:05) Colts/Texans (01:40:05-01:43:12) Giants/Titans (01:43:12-01:49:08) Chiefs/Cardinals (01:49:08-01:55:08) Raiders/Chargers (01:55:08-02:01:13) Packers/Vikings (02:01:13-02:08:12) We finish with Football guy of the week and Who's back of the week including some College Football talk. (02:08:12-02:33:38)

Football is back and the Queen has passed away. Julian Edelman in studio to break down and the NFL kickoff, who he thinks will surprise people this year and tons more (00:01:56-00:45:23). Fantasy Fuccbois makes its return (00:45:23-00:56:56). Before weekend preview and picks we discuss what this year's punishment will be for the last place picker then we talk about all the games coming up for Week 1 (00:56:56-01:47:00). We finish the show with Fyre Fest of the week (01:47:00-02:04:09).

Hard Knocks finale happened and Dan Campbell's brain almost stopped. We talk about cut day and rate the season in its totality (00:02:09-00:13:34). Little talking tennis (00:13:34:01-00:15:45). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Brian Kelly already under pressure, Mike Tomlin's clerical error and Coach O living his best life (00:15:45-00:34:32). Pete Prisco joins the show to break down the 2022 NFL season, talk about what he saw at camp, the teams that will surprise us and the teams that will disappoint(00:34:32-01:19:42). Stu Feiner gives us his advanced gambling model for every team total that doesn't make sense to anyone but Stu Feiner plus more 2022 NFL talk (01:19:42-01:54:18). We finish with the return of guys on chicks (01:54:18-02:09:14).

College Football is all the way back. We recap a crazy 5 days of College Football to kick off the season. UNC/App State, Georgia throttling Oregon and more (00:02:05-00:20:31). Who's back of the week including a deep dive into Brendan Fraser's career plus Harry Styles spit on Chris Pine (00:20:31-00:43:26). Our good friend Tom Fornelli joins the show to recap a crazy Week 1 of College Football, 12 game playoff and more (00:43:26-01:26:09). We then do the Mt Rushmore of Italians (01:26:09-01:43:59). We finish with the return of Football Guy of the Week(01:43:59-01:53:08).

Russ got paid and College Football is back (00:02:29-00:07:48). Awesome night in sports Wednesday between Trumpets and Serena (00:07:48-00:21:43). Mt Rushmore of worst people on public transportation (00:21:43-00:44:16) . Jerry O’Connell joins the show to break down the team he drafted for us and goes through the whole league on who to draft (00:44:16-01:36:42). We finish with Fyre Fest of the week (01:36:42-01:54:28).

Hard Knocks Episode 4 is here and we recap what probably happened (00:02:54-00:05:45). The preseason is officially over and cut day has come and gone (00:05:45-00:18:02). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Hillary Duff's diarrhea, Bill Clinton's exchange with Dr Ruth, and talking tennis (00:18:02-00:37:03). Bruce Arians joins us in studio to talk about his retirement from coaching, what it's like to be the "Hand of the King" for an NFL Franchise, and his relationship with Tom Brady (00:37:03-01:17:07). We finish with the Mt Rushmore of living legends (01:17:09-01:34:43).

Football is back and Scott Frost continues to be a tremendous idiot (00:02:26-00:08:32). We talk the end of preseason, Aaron Rodgers admitting to more crimes and Aaron Donald fighting the Bengals (00:08:32-00:18:36) . Who's back of the week including Conor McGregor getting head on his boat, Foul Ball Guy, Max Homa and more (00:22:30-00:40:35). Jason McCourty joins us in studio to talk about his career in the NFL, playing on the 0-16 Browns and winning a Super Bowl the next year, Good Morning Football and the media business plus NFL preview (00:40:35-01:31:54). We finish with Mt Rushmore of things it sucks to be late to (01:31:56-02:00:15).

Chet Holmgren is out for the year (00:02:37-00:07:41). We start the show as our last remote show of the summer. Mt Rushmore of things that are cooler in slow motion back in studio almost tears the whole show apart (00:22:14-00:41:20) . Mark Wahlberg joins the show to talk about his new movie Me Time, working out, football and more (00:43:08-01:10:40). We finish the show with Fyre Fest of the week(01:10:38-01:24:02).

Hard Knocks Episode 3 and we're running out of gas and very ready for real football (00:02:28-00:12:57) . Kevin Durant has decided he will stay in Brooklyn, the team he just signed a 4 year contract with (00:12:57-00:22:42). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including future President Stephen A Smith (00:22:42-00:48:49). Bills Head Coach Sean McDermott joins the show to talk about the Bills upcoming season, Josh Allen, the loss to the Chiefs, and tons more (00:48:49-01:17:53). We finish with Mt Rushmore of Leftovers (01:17:53-01:43:54).

We’ve completed the final weekend without football until February (00:02:25-00:06:06). We name some NFL Players on new teams to get our brains going (00:06:06-00:17:01). UFC Saturday night was wild (00:17:01-00:26:49) . Who’s back of the week including Josh Rosen and Tom Brady maybe going to the Raiders (00:26:49-00:39:32). Liver King joins us in studio to talk about his lifestyle, try some liver, the tenets to living a healthier life and other weird things (00:39:32-01:38:09). We finish with Mt Rushmore of ways to subtlety emasculate someone and it almost breaks the podcast apart (01:38:09-02:04:44).

The Big Ten is back and has taken the CBS theme song with the new TV deal (00:02:40-00:05:42). 11 year old kid runs on the field during a White Sox Game and Shohei Ohtani is fulfilling the best Baseball Tweet (00:09:11-00:14:21) . Patrick Reed sues Brandlee Chamblis in an all time lawsuit ( 00:16:46-00:24:56). Mt Rushmore of Precrime (00:24:56-00:55:28). Washington Commanders WR Terry McLaurin joins the show to talk about his new contract, being turned down by Urban Meyer, and tons more (00:55:28-01:22:40). We finish with Fyre Fest of the week (01:22:40-01:32:40:28).

Hard Knocks episode 2 is out and it’s Detroit vs Everybody. We recap the episode and the breakout star Mr Universe John Brown (00:02:21-00:14:35). PFT is back on the DL(00:14:35-00:23:46). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Fernando Tatis Senior and NFL Blitz being back, kind of (00:23:46-00:55:56). Ryen Russillo joins us in studio and we catch up with him after his worldly traveling. Talk Football, NBA and tons more (00:55:56-01:46:55) then wrap up with Mt Rushmore of Everyday activities that should be Olympic sports(01:46:55-02:33:12).

Willy Z finally won the big one (bonus time travel of the last hole during Mt Rushmore) (00:02:19-00:03:53). Football is back and we talk some preseason + Fernando Tatis suspended for 80 games (00:03:53-00:20:33). Who’s back of the week including Kentucky Basketball school debate (00:20:33-00:38:58) . Packers Special Teams Coordinator Rich Bisaccia joins the show to talk about being a foxhole guy, the 2021 Raiders, being an interim and why players love him (00:38:58-01:09:05). We finish with a chaotic Mt Rushmore of Bad Ideas + live reaction to Will Zalatoris and Billy showing up late (01:09:08-01:33:48)